SSPX Excommunicates Renegade Bishop For Installing Bishops Without Approval
Peoria, AZ – SSPX Arizona Bishop, Gerald Leif, confirmed Thursday that he has installed four bishops in spite of SSPX forbiddance. The move comes months after meetings collapsed between Bishop Leif and...
View ArticleDissident Legionary Parts Hair In The Middle
Thornwood, NY–Speaking to an assembly of Legionary of Christ seminarians this week, Communications Director for the Legionaries Jim Fair expressed outrage over the most recent scandal to hit the...
View ArticleSSPX Acolyte Stumbles During Offertory; Mass Deemed Invalid
Tempe, AZ––12-year-old acolyte Jake Brody atoned for his sin Sunday for having negligently stumbled on his way to the altar earlier that morning. The Mass was immediately stopped when the presiding...
View ArticleNew State-Of-The-Art Church Promises Comforts Of The Future
LONDON––A new state-of-the-art church in London opened today with Christmas/Easter size crowds eager for an opportunity to experience the next generation of churches. St. Joseph Cupertino Parish pastor...
View ArticleColorado Priest To Appoint Entire Parish Eucharistic Ministers
Loveland, CO––Saint Perpetua Parish Priest Father Nick Farley announced Friday that he would be appointing every single parishioner at his church an Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion. ”In due...
View ArticleMan Angry That Only Women Can Become Female Priests
Medford, OR––Speaking at a Women’s Rights group at the home of fellow parishioner Florence Hensley of Medford, Oregon this week, 58-year-old Roger Shannahan complained that the group was being sexist...
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